I returned to the ULU last night for the first time since I tried to host an ill-fated gig night there. Nothing's changed there in the last two and half years - though I'm not too sure what I was expecting.
Happily, this time I was there to see Art Brut live, which is always a treat. On this occasion, their support band were rather more baffling, however.
I Human in terms of appearance seemed like a perplexing supergroup, an amalgamation of different members of different bands from conflicting genres. Up front, a long haired lead singer who looked like Chris Morris doing an impression of Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds rocked out. Next to him stood a gurning, attention seeking bass player flicking his fringe and making pouting mirror faces to the audience. Further back, a slightly fey looking female keyboard player smiled away, looking like she'd lost her way to the rehearsals of a slightly more twee band. Musically too, they were utterly confusing, attempting modern commerical alternative rock styled covers of "Horse With No Name" (which I never want to hear again, incidentally, restyled or otherwise) and screeching and shouting just when you thought they'd settled into a New Order cloned pattern of things.
For all the internal contradictions, there was nothing jarring or disturbing about them, and possibly nothing of any major value either. When a band introduce so many distractions into the grand scheme of things, it's hard to focus enough to give a valuable judgement. As a music journo, I would obviously have some tapes, vinyl or CDs to also base my judgement on. As a blogger, I'm stuck with the live show alone, and frankly I'm stumped. The only observation I can make is that I sense a psychological conflict within the outfit - the bass player was edging dangerously close to the mic stand at times. My expert opinion here based upon band body language is that either the bass player will be the lead singer of the band in three months time, or the lead singer will have kicked him out. Trust me, I know these things. I'd advise them both to proceed with caution.
I've written about
Art Brut before, of course, but there's no harm in doing so again - in fact, unlike many bands, I've been coming to the conclusion that they are worthy of much further analysis than the usual "What a great laugh they are!" descriptions that get tossed off. We're at a point in rock history now where falling back upon ancient, almost 1950s cliches seems not to be criticised as much as it once was, and the stagnation that has resulted has been inevitable. Posturing, preening, and taking one's self far too seriously as the most conservative kind of rebel has been the accepted norm even at the lowest end of the pub circuit, and whenever somebody like Pete Doherty has come along to try and play with the accepted cliches and twist them slightly, they've just been sucked back into the vortex with everyone else. Rock has become inflexible, corporate, and now even taught in special colleges up and down Britain. Who would have thought it, eh?
If Pete Doherty exists at one end of the spectrum, then - a serious figure trying to see what mileage he can get out of the cliches, and how much he can flex and warp them - Eddie Argos is at the opposite end, simplifying, mocking and deconstructing. Due to this, it's easy to dismiss Art Brut casually with the word "novelty", but there's much more going on than that. The debut single "Formed a Band" could be viewed as a casual flippant joke, or a slightly subversive piece of nastiness. Shouting "Look at us! We formed a band!" as the chorus to any track is reductive and mocking, which is the reason it's so amusing in the first place. After all, anyone
can form a band and be glorified within their drinking circles or school playground - but it's not actually a particularly difficult thing to do. The hard part is approaching it with any sense of originality, of not adding to the volumes of cloning garbage that litter the Record and Tape Exchange, or not ending up seeing out your middle age on retro revival tours.
Then there's the subject matter running throughout their other tracks. Where others sing about love, Eddie Argos sings about erectile dysfunction. I try to remember the last track I heard about this topic, and believe it was probably Elastica's "Stutter", where Justine Frischmann played the purring pussy cat egging her lover on to 'get it up', as it were. So, she was playing the rock and roll vixen whilst her lover was hopeless - the accepted hedonistic thing to write about. Eddie Argos, on the other hand, is the man with the limp penis singing about it in depth, and even recounting when and where it happened, and with who. Rock stars
do not sing about how crap they've been in bed. This is
against the rules. Especially in the present scene where every skinny white male secretly wishes to be as sexy as Puff Diddy, whether they admit it or otherwise.
The last time I saw them live, Eddie Argos ranted at the audience (between hiccups of laughter) about how pathetic they were for living their lives through bands and musicians. "Don't listen to bands!" he roared. "They're stupid! They're just
showing off! They can't help you with anything!" He didn't do it again last night, which I thought was a shame - it seemed to encapsulate the appeal of Art Brut very well. They're an extremely entertaining and very visual live band who have effectively, possibly even accidentally, subverted a lot of the notions of what it means to be in a band, turning the norms on their head. They may not be the future of music, and I'll actually be surprised if the limited template they've set for themselves means they even manage to spit out another album, but somewhere within the silliness and the buffoonery there are slight flickers of where rock lyrics
might go if the form is to survive to the end of the century keeping everyone interested. This is as far from the Brit school as things get, almost as if they've found the course guidance notes and decided to approach things in completely the opposite direction.
Oh, and they're extraordinarily entertaining as well, which obviously helps no end.
